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Sunday, 28 August 2016

The Zombie Hideout and the Do-It-All-Bottle


    By: Caleb      While we were in Belgium we visited a Flemish beguinage that's recently been added to the UNESCO World Heritage list. Here beguines, or 'religious women' (think nuns) wished to live an independent but committed life outside the recognized orders of the day, and took a pledge of fidelity and poverty. The convent had a hospital and a cathedral-looking gothic church, and it was made to function completely independent of the outside world. So of course I immediately thought, "what a perfect zombie apocalypse hideout!" The zombie hideout convent is complete with walls surrounding the whole thing. Boo-ya.

                                       
                Everything you see here is within the walled beguinage.  (Mom always points out the                           flower boxes in the windows.)
                                               


                                                                   The Entrance

                                          A walkway lined by trees woven together to make a flat wall.



And...let me introduce you to the Face and Flower Finger Flusher--the device which enables you to wash your face AND water your flowers AT THE SAME TIME. CALL NOW and this too could be yours...BUT WAIT we'll double the offer if you call NOW. (Note the sign in Dutch.  I'm sure it says, "Here are the Face and Flower Finger Flushers.")
                                                     


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